It's Squirrel Appreciation Day and in a few hours I'll be at a party to celebrate our rodent friends. What, I can hear you cry throughout the interwebs, what in creation's name does one do to honor the bushy-tailed ones? Well there's a full list of activities over here.
But as I'm an irreverent and a sarcastic Brit I will point you to a naughty NSFW video that parodies the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents' spokes-squirrel, Tufty... and this "joke":
What has a hazelnut in every bite? A Topic bar... and a squirrel turd.
For genuine lovers of Tufty Fluffytail, the full Road Safety Public Information Film is available here and yes, I was in the Tufty Club and I proudly wore this badge. I always look both ways before I cross the road just as Tufty taught me.
How are YOU marking this auspicious day?